It was not my idea. (Susan)
“Let’s talk about poop…” (Kris)
So we are…and it turns out there is a whole giant pile (if you’ll pardon the expression) of language, circumstances that are good/bad, feelings, and gender-based differences surrounding this issue.
And there are apps!! “Poop Salary” keeps track of when you do it at work and therefore what you are paid while you are doing it!
I know some guys that would appreciate a bump in salary based on size alone.