Your boss is always grumpy right and you never seem to get on his/her good side. Odds are, he has nothing on Edward “Tiger Mike” Davis ― the meanest boss in the world. He worked/owned the Tiger Oil Company and his inner office memos were legendary!
Davis was so surly even a quick hello would be out of the question. In a memo, he once wrote:
“Do not speak to me when you see me. If I want to to speak to you, I will do so. I want to save my throat. I don’t want to ruin it by saying hello to all of you sons-of-bitches.”
I’m not sure the Corus H R Department would appreciate that kind of behavior?
He also was not a fan of excessive ear hair:
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can’t see their ears means they don’t wash. If they don’t wash, they stink, and if they stink, I don’t want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
See- your boss is really not that bad-right?