I’m sure there’s a moral or a punchline to this story? An armadillo and Texan walk into a bar….
I’m sure the Texas guy in this story is not laughing but the armadillo, I’m sure, is having the last laugh.
So here’s the story, the Texas man went out to his front yard on Thursday to find an armadillo hanging out. He pulled out his 38 and started shooting. The only problem is the animal has a pretty tough shell and the one bullet ricochet back and hit him in the face.
It was 3am in the morning…wonder if alcohol has involved?
The man war airlifted to a nearby hospital where his jaw was wired shut.
No word on the armadillo or his where abouts.