A guy named Liam Smith from Bristol, England started a crowdfunding campaign on GoFundMe earlier this week to raise about $250 for a new window. And here’s why . . .
Last month, he went on a first date with a girl from Tinder. It went well and they went back to his place to have wine and watch a documentary on Scientology. SEXY. Anyway, she used the bathroom, and came out panicked. She told him she’d POOPED . . . it wouldn’t flush . . . so she tried to throw the log out the window. But these were weird double-paned windows with lots of space in between the panes, and it got stuck in there. Liam and her started working together to get it out, but when she tried to crawl in to grab it, she got stuck . . . UPSIDE-DOWN. The fire department had to come and rescue her. They broke the window in the process, and Liam says since he’s a broke grad student, he couldn’t afford to fix it. So he started the GoFundMe.
And believe it or not, he says he and the girl are talking about going on a second date.
Can you top this one? I can. But I’ll keep that one to myself. Lets just say, they don’t call me “poopy pants” for nothing. 😉
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