If you didn’t know, Doritos is owned by PepsiCo. And the CEO is a woman named Indra Nooyi. She was just interviewed on a podcast and she revealed that there are plans for a new line of Doritos FOR WOMEN. And basically, they’re less crunchy, they’ve got less cheese powder, and they come in bags that will easily fit into a purse.
Here’s why according to Indra: Quote, “[Women] don’t like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don’t lick their fingers generously and they don’t like to pour the little broken pieces into their mouth . . . but women love to carry a snack in their purse.”
UM PARDON ME? Read the room, Doritos. Read the room.